it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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