im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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