did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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