We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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