You can't motorboat a personality
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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