whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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