she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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