I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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