That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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