We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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