Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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