everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
