Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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