Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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