Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we're making bets on your personal life
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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