Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
