C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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