thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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