He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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