i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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