Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Randomize
