There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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