I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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