And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just googled if crying burns calories
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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