Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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