The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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