Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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