I'm laying in your front yard are you home
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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