trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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