she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
