i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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