How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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