are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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