I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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