They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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