Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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