the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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