I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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