That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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