I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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