i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
