You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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