is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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