You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
is it fun? or sober?
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