Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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