Christians are straight up FREAKS
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
