You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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