Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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