If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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