last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Randomize
