He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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