Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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