Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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