ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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