I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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