What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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