hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Shame - the story of my life.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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